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Name: Kyle
Country: United States
State: Idaho
Metro: Moscow
Birthday: 1/9/1958
Gender: Male


Interests: greco roman architecture
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Occupation: Accounting/Finance
Industry: Textiles


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Saturday, May 12, 2007

"I'm a lonely pole cat." - Seven Brides for Seven Brothers

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To Sean...wherever you are.

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sometimes less is more I hear

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Benewah lake, Idaho.

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Rachel and I somewhere close to nowhere (Avery, Idaho.)

 

So that's been the last little while.  I don't have any pictures from Prince George yet, because I was a dummy and didn't take any there.  I'll be back though to do the camp thing in just a few short days.  Rachel left for Canada yesterday so my brother, dad and I batched it up hard core.  I ate frozen egg rolls for dinner with my dad at like 7:45 last night, then I went to my brothers house and played the playstation with him until like 11:00 and we cooked sausage on what remained of the coals in his BBQ.  After that we made our way over to the hospital to pick up my sister from a long day of Nurse Caitlin duties and called it a night.

boo hoo hoo

 


Sunday, April 01, 2007

pictures say a thousand words. Here's a four thousand word essay

HPIM1039   RU-FI-OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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Standing tall, Tyler is thrust into a battle of beauty with the impressive alberta sky.

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Sean and Kyle do Calgary (coffee style)

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Standing tall, the Three Hills are thrust into a battle of beauty with the impressive Alberta sky.

  


Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Peter Stauffer can rip a phone book in half...

So what I once thought was confined solely to the folklore of every bar in every country in the world, has been confirmed as a reality to me.

Some people once told me that they saw a video with Jackie Chan or Bruce Lee or ....well no, it wasn't Chuck Noris, but somebody like that and in that video this person took a phone book, and focusing all their chi proceeded to tear it in half.

I think I responded like anyone would.  "That's tough man!"  but inside I didn't really believe.  Because really in order for something like that to be impressive you either have to do it, or watch it be done in person.  And if you're watching it in person, it could still end lame if it wasn't your phone book the person was ripping in half because something like that might feel rigged.

Anyhow, a couple weeks ago (sorry xanga...old news for me new for you) my jaw dropped as folklore became fact and my phone book, in no way compromised of its integrity, was ripped in half before my very eyes.

It would have been easier to comprehend if I hadn't tried directly afterwards and failed.  Another quick note...if you can at all avoid it (sometimes you can't) you should not try to rip a phonebook in half directly after knowing that it's possible, because though it may be possible for him it also may not be possible for you; that could be important because it could be your girlfriend's brother or something, and if you fail at the phonebook you will have felt as though you failed at much more...so try to avoid getting yourself into sticky situations like that because you won't rest until you too have torn a phonebook in half, which may not come for a long time.

Anyhow, for what it's worth to you I know that it's possible for a phonebook to be torn in half.  I've seen it done.  This might not be too reliable to you unless you see it for yourself, but it's worth trying if you have a phonebook lying around that you aren't using.

*tips - I hear it helps to face both your palms away from yourself on the same side of the phonebook as though you are going to shoot lightning through it.  Then, with your hands close together begin the twist/tear motion.  I think also it could be helpful to summon all your strength at once and persevere until the task is achieved.  When I witnessed it, the tear took relatively little time compared to the energy investment that went into the book previous to it's submission.

and remember, if at first you don't suceed try, try, again until your hands have blisters in strange places.  Soon those blisters will become calouses and within 15 years you may accomplish the tear. 

It's really less about the tear and more about the process.

Godspeed all.


Tuesday, February 27, 2007

uh huh.

Always a little reluctant to go about changing things around on my xanga without my not-"color-deficient" friends around.  But that's why you guys are here.  Let me know if your eyes start bleeding when you look at my page and I'll try to make things match up nicer.  Or sit back and think what I think when I do this, "This looks great! I must have beaten color-blindness!"


Sunday, February 25, 2007

UG. After this long where would I start?

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You people are so demanding.  I posted on December 13th and maxed out at 13 comments?!  Frig.

I think I might quit xanga.

In other news, Sean scorched his @$$ on this barrel of death last night at our bonfire time.  It was sooo funny.  Previous to the inferno pictured coming out of this barrel we had been putting small amounts of grass inside this barrel which would warm it up and then you could sit on a nice warm barrel next to the fire.  Then like most things, this escalated to insanity and I went out and chopped down sage brush with a machete until I was borred of it which took quite a while and we had lots of grass and sage brush to burn.  So Sean packed it full and lit it up...then after it had been burning for a few minutes thought to himself how funny it would be to just get a quick picture of himself sitting on the inferno figguring that between his jeans and extra layer of long-johns he would be able to tolerate it for the few meager seconds that it takes to snap a quick picture. 

Sean was wrong.

But it was so funny cause his bum almost lit on fire upon contact and he jumped off so fast that I think his head may have hit his heals in an attempt to separate his now blistered bottom from the scorching metal surface.

he was like; "FUUUAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!.......FFFFFFFUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!"

and regretfully I laughed really hard.  Cause it was just so funny.

 



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